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Ask me anything   I love pandas, fucking, the occasional cigarette, alt-porn, art, and taking loooong drool-worthy naps.

Also, this blog is often highly NSFW. I probably won't porn bomb you on the reg., nah actually, I will. Bare that in mind.

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herdirtylittleheart:

OMG THEY FINALLY DID IT! THEY MADE AN AERIAL PORN!!! I AM DYING!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST NEWS!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Yay!

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— 55 minutes ago with 92 notes
givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

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— 21 hours ago with 88311 notes

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

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— 23 hours ago with 50643 notes
deenstoya:

deenme:

yea so this happened…I don’t even know what to say. From ‘Bridesmaids’ by Digital Playground.

Love it! He was really taking a picture as seen here!

deenstoya:

deenme:

yea so this happened…I don’t even know what to say. From ‘Bridesmaids’ by Digital Playground.

Love it! He was really taking a picture as seen here!

— 1 day ago with 232 notes

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

.

because i know things

image

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

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— 1 day ago with 72020 notes

thisisemobuddy:

pyrosickfires:

themovieneverends:

the16thmeteorshower:

This is so beautiful.

“Abandoned by straight people.” Something homophobic people tend to over look

this is the greatest thing ever

GAYBIES OMG

(Source: highonkaboom, via dullcelebi)

— 2 days ago with 258081 notes

And so if you look at that like, “I’m not like anybody else, I don’t belong here,” you’re missing the point, you do belong here. (x)

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— 2 days ago with 2690 notes

toxicnotebook:

geekygothgirl:

toxicnotebook:

KNAPP The Post-War collection A/W 2012/2013

Not gonna lie, these kind of make me wish Star Trek had come out in 1957 instead of 1967, because then the women’s uniforms might have looked like this instead of the (let’s be real here) vaguely silly miniskirt-things. And that would be immeasurably awesome. In fact, now I kind of want to make a pulp-inspired sci-fi movie just to use these as the costumes. 

dooooo it

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— 2 days ago with 22171 notes
"If no woman in your life has ever talked to you about how she lives her life with an undercurrent of fear of men, consider the possibility that it may be because she sees you as one of those men she cannot really trust."

Chris Clarke, How Not To Be An Asshole: A Guide For Men

FEELING THIS HARD

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— 2 days ago with 18320 notes

roseberi:

I am starting to really like her music *v*

— 3 days ago with 16 notes